Not Delivery  by Mr. Brown

Everyone has one of those days.

My brother bought some Digiornio's Pizza and brought it home.  He called me ahead of time so I can preheat the oven and stuff.  He gets here and I immediately open it up, throw it on a cookie sheet and set the timer.

Twenty minutes later, the bell rings and I pulled it out, read to devour the son of a bitch.  My brother grabs the pizza slicer before me and starts slicing, but they don't separate.

We lift it up and see that I forgot to take the cardboard off before I put it into the oven.

Goddamn it. 

(I still ate it)