He played football in high school. He was a defensive tackle, going
up against offensive linemen on a consistent basis. His greatest
athletic gift though?
His flexibility.
I got thrown into the pool last Friday night. It sucked. I was cold
and I was wet. My wallet was still in my pocket and I was wearing my
favorite boots. I couldn't let this grave injustice stand. I must
exact my revenge. So I went after the most guilty of parties,
Renesito.
I got the man by the belt and pulled him, but I was dripping wet and
on tile. I couldn't grip myself so he had the upperhand. He was
heavily buzzed though, so he couldn't resist for too long. He lost
his grip on the pillar he was holding on to and I was able to move him
a bit, until he slipped.
WAM! My friend just landed in a perfect chinese split.
"Ohhh, oooooh"
I was like, 'ooooooh' in my head, and in my facial expression. I just
walked back slowly and as I eyed Albert, I noticed him trying to
stifle his laughter. I sat down next to Albert and we're both
laughing. Renesito gets up after using the pillar to pull himself up
and then sits back down. We just keep drinking and don't mention it.
We didn't even find this that funny until the next day when Renesito
tells us that his legs are extremely sore and bruised up. We couldn't
help but laugh. We kept laughing even as he told us that he was
pissed that we didn't even help him up yesterday.
"You assholes. You all didn't even help me! You just kept laughing
and I had to pull myself up with the pillar!"
I'm sorry, but this was just too funny. This guy is just prone to
falling down and each time it's been funny as shit.
