Don't Throw Light Switch Raves! by Mr. Brown

ISo I just heard a funny story.  Yesterday I went out to dinner with a bunch of friends because Tony "Donkeylips" Pastrana is moving to El Paso.  After dinner, I went home because I had to come to work at 0800 and knew I wouldn't wake up.  The rest of the guys went to El Sitio.

They just told me about some guy that was there.  Apparently he took up a huge space by the bar for his 'dancing'.  Of course, it'll be funnier if you see Juan acting it out, like I just did, but apparently he was swinging his arms all over the place while every chick walked by scared. 

The best part comes when the security guards actually stopped the guy from dancing and said 'Cut your shit dude.  You can't dance worth a shit.'  Ain't that some funny shit?  How bad a dancer do you have to be to actually get told by security to stop?  I just hope he was drunk or that shame will never get lived down.