Te la comes, Zavala!  by Mr. Brown

I'm an atheist.  I used to be an asshole about it, but I stopped caring a while back.  Live and let live.  I wish that'd spread throughout the other side of the religious constiguent, but, hey, I'll survive.

I don't mind seeing the Jesus fish, the Jesucristo grafitti sticker and all the rest on the cars of Laredo, but today, I got angry.

I'm taking the loop to school, as usual, and I end up behind this gray jeep.  New, too.  On the rear window, they have one of those Calvin stickers where he's kneeling down and praying to a Cross.  Nothing wrong with that.

But what's that in the middle of the window?

A silhouette of a pimp with 'Rodriguez' displayed boldly over it.

I wanted to get off my car and slap the guy.

Seriously, what are you trying to tell me?  What's the message? 

"Hey y'all, I love to pray, but I gotta keep my pimp hand strong!"

How could you possibly have both of those stickers within a 2 foot radius of each other? 

"I pimp Monday through Saturday, but only because the Lord allows me to."

I followed this asshole for 2 or 3 miles and kept getting angrier.  Someone needs to find this Rodriguez character and smack him around a few times for me. 

"Please Lord, please let this bitch have my money."

I think I'm all out of these phrases.  Oh wait, I got one more.

"Is Jesus Christ gonna have to smite a bitch?"


EDIT:  I just noticed that there's an advertisement for a Religion Test while I type this out.  What are the odds?